Ecosexuals are having sex with the earth to save the environment

We’ve all been quite violently destroying the planet for decades now, and unfortunately the situation doesn’t show any signs of improving.
How does banging trees save the environment tho .We all feel guilty and wish we could do something that would make a difference – recycling, going vegan, cycling to work instead of driving…
Well, have you considered that maybe you also need to have sex with some plant matter?
According to Vice, ‘ecosexuals’ believe that they can save the earth by copulating with it.
Yes, you read that correctly – although Eco sexuality encompasses a lot of different things.
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According to Amanda Morgan from the University of Nevada, it can range from using sustainable sex products or going skinny dipping and naked hiking, to people who ‘roll around in the dirt having an orgasm covered in potting soil’.
‘There are people who fuck trees, or masturbate under a waterfall,’ Morgan added.
Eco-sexual activists Annie Sprinkle and Elizabeth Stevens have even published an ‘ecosex manifesto‘ online, and have produced films and plays on the subject.
In that, they describe themselves as ‘polymorphous and pollen-amorous’, which pun-lovers will no doubt appreciate.
And it appears the waterfall masturbating is pretty popular – there has been a marked increase in people identifying as ecosexual over the last decade. In fact, Sprinkle and Stevens told Outside magazine that the figure was higher than 100,000.
‘We will save the mountains, waters and skies by any means necessary,’ they write in the manifesto. ‘Especially through love, joy and our powers of seduction.’