Man rushed to doctor with chopstick stuck in his penis

A man who was too shy to approach the doctor about blood in his urine got a chopstick stuck in his penis trying to identify the problem.
The man, named Chen, had rammed the seven-inch stainless-steel chopstick so far into his genitals that he couldn’t remove it, Asia Wire reported.

Man shot multiple times at anti-Trump rally

A protester has been shot during an anti-Donald Trump demonstration in Portland, Oregon, police have said.
The man was taken to hospital following the shooting on Morrison Bridge at around 1am this morning.

According to local media reports, he was shot several times after arguing with a man who was driving a car.

People think Donald Trump is the Antichrist – and he’s bringing the apocalypse

Donald Trump’s destructive views are by now no secret, but did you ever consider that he may be the actual Antichrist?
Well, that’s according to someone on the internet who has put together some (surprisingly convincing) evidence.
The, erm, theorist writes in quite some detail about how Trump is the ‘biblically-foretold harbinger of the Apocalypse’.

Bodybuilder reveals how he almost died from ladybird bite

A bodybuilder has revealed how doctors only gave him a 30% chance of living after he was bitten by a ladybird.
Reza Rezamand, 31, developed sepsis after being bitten by one of the insects causing his foot to swell up to twice its normal size and toes to turn black.
The incident left the 6ft1inch weightlifter feeling ‘lucky’ to be alive and he is now trying to raise awareness of the potential deadly consequences of one of the bites.

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Manchester United star Henrikh Mkhitaryan plays part in dramatic Armenia comeback to send message to Jose Mourinho

Manchester United star Henrikh Mkhitaryan has sent a message to manager Jose Mourinho by making it through a full 90 minutes for Armenia.
The 27-year-old was involved as his national team came back from 2-0 down against Montenegro to grab a 3-2 victory in their World Cup qualifier on Friday.

Isis shoots 40 civilians and hangs their bodies from poles in Mosul

Isis shot 40 civilians dead on Tuesday and hung their bodies from electricity poles.
The horrific execution took place in Mosul, according to the United Nations, where a fierce battle is being fought between Iraqi forces and the terror group.
This latest mass execution was reportedly carried out as a punishment for ‘treason’.
Another man in the centre of the city was shot dead in public as well, after reportedly flouting Isis’s ban on mobile phones.

We really wish this photo of Obama giving Trump the finger were real

A photo has emerged that appears to show Barack Obama very subtly giving Donald Trump the finger before shaking his hand.
The president and the president-elect met at the White House yesterday, after Trump was elected president with a narrow margin and without the popular vote on Wednesday.
Despite the long-held acrimony between the two, Obama and Trump attempted to look normal as they awkwardly shook hands and posed for photos in front of the media.

Tablets with first written mention of Jesus prove to be 2,000 years old

 An ancient set of lead tablets showing the earliest portrait of Jesus Christ have proved to be around 2,000 years old, according to experts.

The metal ‘pages’, held together like a ring binder, were found in Jordan in around 2008 and make reference to Christ and his disciples.
The lead has been analysed and the words and symbols translated and experts say the tablets date from within a few years of Jesus’ ministry.
And what they reveal could be enlightening not only for Christians, but also Jews and Muslims.
The tablets suggest that Christ was not starting his own religion, but restoring a thousand year old tradition from the time of King David.

Women are already reporting strangers ‘grabbing them by the p***y’ after Trump election win

Women are already reporting strangers grabbing their crotches in public in the wake of Donald Trump’s victory.
One woman’s status, in which she describes being sexually assaulted by a man in a ‘Make America Great Again’ hat, has gone viral with around 2,600 shares at the time of writing.
In audio leaked during the election campaign, Trump infamously remarked that he would ‘grab ’em [women] by the pussy’.

Actor Robert Vaughn – of Man from U.N.C.L.E and Coronation Street fame – has died aged 83

Actor Robert Vaughn – best known as Napoleon Solo in the original TV series of The Man From UNCLE, as well as Coronation Street’s Milton Fanshaw – has died aged 83.
The actor’s manager Matthew Sullivan confirmed that he passed away on Friday after a brief battle against acute leukaemia.

Antoine Griezmann wants Manchester United star Paul Pogba to join him at Atletico Madrid

Atletico Madrid superstar Antoine Griezmann has admitted that he would love for Manchester United midfielder Paul Pogba to join him at the Calderon.
Earlier this week, Griezmann revealed that he constantly asks Pogba about life at Old Trafford, with the Red Devils known to be long term admirers of the Atletico forward.

Gay man attacked hours after Trump election win

A gay man claimed he was bottled in the head and left in a pool of blood by Donald Trump supporters on election night.
Chris Ball was in a Santa Monica bar watching the election results on Tuesday when tensions started to run high between Clinton and Trump voters.
The film producer said people in the crowd shouted homophobic slurs as the results came in.
He told Calgary Metro: ‘They were hurling homophobic slurs and allegedly saying things like: ‘We got a new president you fucking faggots”.’

The Simpsons predicted President Trump 16 years ago as ‘a warning to America’

The Simpsons has a knack of predicting the future but they may have surpassed themselves with this one – predicting Donald Trump would be president of America a full 16 years ago.
As the world tries to come to terms with the fact that ‘The Donald’ will be in charge of the US, it turns out we had a warning a long time ago.

Here’s how Hillary Clinton-loving Hollywood reacted as Donald Trump was elected 45th President of the United States

It seemed the entirety of Hollywood was behind Hillary Clinton during the campaign trails, so as the news that Donald Trump has been elected as the 45th President of the United States Of America hit, it follows that there are some pretty devastated celebs this morning.

Whoa, turns out Kylie Jenner is a secret pop star – and has even released a track with band Terror Jr

 


Kylie Jenner may have made a secret career move that none of us knew about.
Check your playlist – you could have a secret Kylie Jenner song amongst your Kanye and Beyonce tracks.
It turns out the 19-year-old is actually ina  band has been confirmed as the lead vocalist for band Terror Jr’s new track 3 Strikes. And she might even be their lead singer under the secret moniker of Lisa Terror.

Carlo Ancelotti names the two players who WILL replace Messi and Ronaldo

Bayern Munich boss Carlo Ancelotti claims Paulo Dybala and Neymar will eventually replace Lionel Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo as the two best players in the world.
Ronaldo and Messi have dominated world football over the past decade, while the Portugal international won Real Madrid’s 10th European Cup trophy under Ancelotti in 2014.

Watching Donald Trump get a Stunner from Stone Cold Steve Austin will brighten up your day

 

For those down in the dumps over Donald Trump’s victory in the US election, watching the new president on the receiving end of a Stone Cold Stunner may cheer you up.
To highlight how truly bizarre Trump’s victory over Hilary Clinton is, the 70-year-old has now become the first president to headline a match at Wrestlemania.

How to impeach a president – and if it could happen to Donald Trump

Donald Trump has been accused of raping a 13-year-old child, sexually assaulting at least five women and discriminating against black families.

Trump's businesses

The real estate mogul has filed for bankruptcy for his businesses four times in 1991, 1992, 2004, and 2009.

The Republican President-Elect was also once accused of having ties to the mafia after buying land off a mob boss and was accused of running a ‘Trump University scam’ by charging students $35,000 to learn how to get rich in a course that had little to do with the billionaire.

Rioting breaks out in the US in reaction to Donald Trump’s shock victory

Rioting has broken out in America in reaction to Donald Trump’s shock election as the next US president.
More than 100 protesters gathered in Oakland in the early hours of Wednesday morning attempting to block freeways, with at least one hit by a car.
There were also reports that cars were set on fire and windows of others were broken with emergency services closing down one highway to deal with the incident.

Nigerians blast TB Joshua over US election prediction

The founder of the Synagogue Church Of All Nations, Temitope Joshua, has come under barrage of criticism from Nigerians on social media over his prediction of the winner of the US presidential election ahead of the November 8 poll. 

Prophet TB Joshua during his church sermon on Sunday, November 6, predicted a narrow victory for Hillary Clinton, the Democratic Party presidential candidate

"Ten days ago, I saw the new President of America with a narrow win,” he said in his prophecy. “The new President will be facing several challenges over many issues,

Villagers believe Indian boy is reincarnation of Hindu god

An Indian boy is being worshiped by people in his village who believe he is the reincarnation of a Hindu god.
Pranshu, who is from Jalandhar in Punjab, was born with an undiagnosed medical condition that has left him with a swollen forehead and narrow eyes.

Patrice Evra sends touching message to former Manchester United team-mate Rio Ferdinand on his birthday

Patrice Evra has sent a touching message on Instagram to Rio Ferdinand on his former Manchester United team-mate’s birthday.
The France international played alongside the former Leeds and West Ham man under Sir Alex Ferguson for several years at Old Trafford.

Girl, 1, drowns in bath after mother left her there for ‘booty call’

A one-year-old girl died after her mother left her in the bath while she went to have sex, a police report has revealed.
Alexandria Clark was found dead in the bathtub where she had been left with her two sisters by her mother Amanda Ann Clark.

Woman faces jail for joining Facebook food group and selling her meals

A mother could be sent to prison for selling her homemade meals to people via a Facebook group.
Mariza Reulas joined the group 209 Food Spot, a food forum where people in Stockton, California shared recipes and occasionally sold their food.

Do you see the rather dirty optical illusion in this hotel sign?

‘Enjoy peace of mind.’
You’re in a hotel, away from home, staff are there to cater to your every need…
Except, wait, what?
You might have the wrong end of the stick when it comes to this drawing.
It’s actually an advert for the in-room safe, showing an elderly lady putting her feet up in an armchair with a good book.

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Rapist threatened to shoot victim’s father if she screamed during three-day ordeal

A rapist has been jailed for 13 years after holding his victim captive for three days.
Jordan Smith, 21, kept the university student quiet by threatening to shoot her father if she made a sound.
He punched her repeatedly on the head, stomach, hips and thighs while he also said he would stab or shoot her.

Teenage girls face three years in prison for kissing in Morocco

Two teenage girls could be jailed after they were spotted kissing and hugging each other on the roof of a building.
The girls, aged 16 and 17, were reported to authorities in Marrakesh, one of Morocco’s largest cities, visited by thousands of British tourists every year.
It is a crime to be gay in the North African country, where according to local law any person who ‘commits a lewd and unnatural act’ with someone of the same sex can be sentenced to six months to three years in prison.

OMG! Goat Dies During Sex Romp With Man In Ondo

A middle aged man identified as Afolabi Bamidele was over the weekend allegedly caught having sex with a goat in Irun Akoko, Akoko North-West Local Government Area of Ondo State.

It was gathered that the goat died during the sex romp with the suspect, who has reportedly been handed over to the police.

According to an eyewitness, the suspect took the goat into the bush and started having sex with it.

Pastor T.B. Joshua Predicts The Winner Of The US Presidential Election - See Details

 With the attention of the world surrounding the contentious American elections slated for Tuesday November 8th 2016, the Nigerian cleric prophesied that the female candidate would win the coveted position.

This straight guy accidentally ended up in a ‘gay sex club’ and left the best Yelp review

We’ve all been to a gay club before.
They’re basically no different from any other club, except that there’s usually way more guys, earsplitting EDM and better live performances.
But accidentally finding yourself in a gay sex dark room at a club is a different kettle of fish all together – as one straight guy from San Antonio found out to his surprise.
Kyle was on holiday in Berlin when he met two guys from London at his hotel bar.
Being a loose end, he asked them whether he could tag along for the evening. The trio ended up at Berghain – the infamous techno club synonymous with decadence and hedonism – and which has rooms reserved for all sorts of non-vanilla fun.

Woman who spent £18k on looking like Kim Kardashian says the comparison is now ‘ruining her life’

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A woman who spent £18,000 on making herself ‘pretty’ like Kim Kardashian is now moaning that being compared to the star is ‘ruining her life’.
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A London-based newspaper, African Voice, has awarded House of Representatives member

 A London-based newspaper, African Voice, has awarded House of Representatives member Abdulmumin Jibrin with African Voice Leadership in Legislative Governance Awards 2016 for his commitment to legislative duties and fight against corruption in Nigeria.
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In a letter signed by the Publisher/Editor-in-Chief of the newspaper,Mike Abiola, the paper described Abdulmumin. Jibrin as a deserving recipient of the award.

Council takes teenager to court for feeding McDonald’s chip to pigeon

A teenager has been summoned to appear in court after she fed a McDonald’s chip to a pigeon.
Lauren-Paige Smith, 19, was approached by a council worker and given a £25 fine for littering.
She told the official that the pigeon had eaten the chip so there was no litter left.
However, she was still fined.
She refused to pay the cash but has now received a letter summoning her to court on November 15.
She is said to be in breach of Section 87 of the Environmental Protection Act.
Lauren said: ‘I was feeding the seagulls and pigeons some of my lunch when a man who worked for the council came out of nowhere and told me I was littering.